This diving is a joke/embarrassing. When Pedro watches that do you think he’ll think, “What was I doing!?” Rugby players must laugh at football. If you ever see me go off on a stretcher then run back on to play, I give everyone on here the green light to him me with a two-footed tackle.
– Rio Ferdinand
Dani Alves, you are a disgrace. Roll about on the floor just a bit more!