Smart Stundents

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria.

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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: No, that’s wrong…

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher.

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